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F**k!

1. Opening Licks.
On a farm.
Nirvana - "You Know You're Right"
Tenacious D - "Kielbasa"
Rage Against the Machine - "Bombtrack"
Wolfmother - "Lovetrain"
Ramones - "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker"
Encore Effect: The animals start headbanging. And moshing
Kiss - "Deuce" [Encore]

2. Amp-Warmers.
In a restaurant.
Biffy Clyro - "Living Is A Problem Because Everything Dies"
Elvis Presley - "Good Rockin' Tonight"
Bob Dylan - "Meet Me in the Morning"
Scorpions - "Bad Boys Running Wild"
EZO - "House of 1000 Pleasures"
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Boss Battle: Pete Townshed.
The Who - "Anyway, Anyhow, Anywhere"
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Encore Effect: Pete smashes his gee-tar. Some shards of wood get in a man's spaghetti. A food fight ensues
The Who - "I'm Free" [Encore]

3. String-Snappers.
On a fancy cruise ship.
Blue Öyster Cult - "Tattoo Vampire"
UFO - "Only You Can Rock Me"
The Rolling Stones - "Monkey Man"
Neil Young - "Cinnamon Girl"
Johnny Cash - "Ring of Fire"
Encore Effect: There's a storm! The people are clinging to the deck for dear life! Ha ha!
Black Sabbath - "Kill In The Spirit World" [Encore]

4. Thrash and Burn.
A pub.
Lostprophets - "Start Something"
AC/DC - "Have a Drink on Me"
Skid Row - "Slave to the Grind"
Muse - "Muscle Museum"
The Doors - "People Are Strange"
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Boss Battle: Eddie Van Halen.
Van Halen - "Spanish Fly"
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Encore Effect: Mr. Van Halen goes all Jack Butler-guitar-throwing-in-a-sulk on our asses
Van Halen - "On Fire" [Encore]

5. Return of the Shred.
On a saturday morning kids TV show.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Funky Monks"
Soundgarden - "Rusty Cage"
Deep Purple - "Burn"
Loudness - "Soldier of Fortune"
Alice in Chains - "Dam That River"
Encore Effect: The kids all grow beards
Prince - "Let's Go Crazy" [Encore]

6. Relentless Riffs.
In the wild west! Oh, boy!
T.Rex - "Ride a White Swan"
Dokken - "Unchain the Night"
The Sword - "March of the Lor"
Aerosmith - "Love in an Elevator"
Slayer - "Reborn"
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Boss Battle: Slash.
Guns N' Roses - "Mr. Brownstone"
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Encore Effect: Slash gets tackled head on by a bull! He lands on his back on the bull's back, and gets carried away by the bull into the sunset, in true cartoon fashion! YEE-HAH!
Velvet Revolver - "She Builds Quick Machines" [Encore]

7. Furious Fretwork.
In the middle of Africa! There are many african people watching! Ooh!
Pantera - "The Sleeping"
Metallica - "No Remorse"
Ozzy Osbourne - "Crazy Train"
Dragonforce - "Fields of Despair"
Children of Bodom - "In Your Face"
Encore Effect: They approve! And start enganging in a traditional affrican metal dance! Wahey!
Iron Maiden - "Prowler" [Encore]

8. Face-Melters
... ON MARS.
Megadeth - "Skin o' My Teeth"
Bluesbreakers - "Double Crossing Time"
Led Zeppelin - "The Lemon Song"
Guns N' Roses - "Nightrain"
Racer X - "Rock It"
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Boss Battle: Paul Gilbert.
Racer X - "Frenzy"
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Encore Effect: You're attacked by transvestites!
Paul Gilbert - "2 Become 1" [Encore]

9. Metal Meltdown.
You're attacking the transvestites' mothership... with rock!
Cream - "White Room"
Jason Becker - "Blue"
Machine Head - "Aesthetics of Hate"
Steve Vai - "I Would Love To"
Marty Friedman - "Stigmata Addiction"
Encore Effect: THE TRANSVESTITES' LEADER SHOWS HIMSELF!
Cacophony - "Black Cat" [Encore]

10. u r best at gitar
... Wembley!
Stevie Ray Vaughan - "Couldn't Stand the Weather"
Mr. Big - "Daddy, Brother, Lover, Little Boy"
Bad Company - "Feel Like Making Love"
Judas Priest - "Metal Meltdown"
Quiet Riot - "Laughing Gas"
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Boss Battle: Ritchie Blackmore.
Rainbow - "Kill the King"
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Encore Effect: God sends the floods! People start drowning! You hop aboard Ritchie's ark and play one last song...
Rainbow - "Stargazer" [Encore]

But, a few minutes later, your ship overturns and you, Ritchie, and your entire band all die a horrible, slow, painful death! Hooray! Oh, and the entire earth is life in ruin... and only one guy remains



THE ENT!