TV shows for "Children" rant

Who up and decided as a general fact that <snip> children wake up at 6:30 in the morning to watch retarded TV shows that are SOOO @%#$ stupid that its beyond beleif?

I remember how I was when I was 4 like it was earlier today... and even THEN I thought it was all dumb.

This morning around 6:30 or so I flip through the channels and theres a show on TLC , with "Hip hop harry" a Giant yellow creature wearing a giant H medallion and a ghetto hat, there was a cowgirl with pink hair and the kids on the show were CLEARLY around 12 years old

I'm sorry but in reality 12 year olds , let alone 4 year olds are eager to learn about stupid crap like farms and eggs ... especially through hip hop...........

And then there was dora on nickelodeon at the same time , NOBODY %#*^ wants to count to 4 with you at 1 mile per hour in spanish , DORA YOU FAIL , if you are going to teach kids spanish then teach them the whole %#*^ damn language and not the basic words only.

ALL related shows are a complete abomanation/disgrace to the great invention of the television and cable/satellite

Shows like this :



THE TRUTH about childrens shows:

Shut up. Toddlers are easilier amused than you.

EIFION! GEAR! RARGH! wrote:

Shut up. Toddlers are easilier amused than you.

No you shut up dude... I remember being that age and I remember my sister being that age and I remember my brother being slightly above that age

And I know all of the friends I ever had that had little siblings they all thought it was gay as hell...

Point is... These "Childrens TV shows" if ANYTHING , are ROTTING the minds of kids , not helping them become more intellegent, their vocabulary and overall personallity would be BETTER effected by REGULAR TV.

shut it tony! hip hop harry pwns!

an7hony wrote:

shut it tony! hip hop harry pwns!

No , he SUCKS.

Hip hop harry needs to do this :

shut it! cuz HHH iz fo' da shoteez!

WE ARE THE AAAAAANIMAAAAANIACS

WingsOfSteel wrote:

WE ARE THE AAAAAANIMAAAAANIACS

That show was teh awesome. So was Pinky and the Brain.

And I agree with Gear. Just because you're family doesn't like them doesn't mean other little kids do. Little kids look up to older kids. That's why 12-year-olds are on that show. And they probably get paid. Don't tell me if you got paid a lot of money, you wouldn't sing songs with a man in a stupid suit?

Those shows are meant to be educational. Go watch Death to Smoochy.

i still watch the backyardigans and wonder pets

animaniacs and pinky and the brain WERE NOT %#*^ like barney guys...

And you watch what you edit svartingr cause I can take your magical yellow text powers away

Tony wrote:

And you watch what you edit svartingr cause I can take your magical yellow text powers away

You're going to not do your job, by taking away his powers, for doing his job?

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you know what its not like RAWK is ever on here

EIFION! GEAR! RARGH! wrote:

Tony wrote:

And you watch what you edit svartingr cause I can take your magical yellow text powers away

You're going to not do your job, by taking away his powers, for doing his job?

...

Only if he starts totally Fkin up all of my posts or something

Tony wrote:

EIFION! GEAR! RARGH! wrote:

Tony wrote:

And you watch what you edit svartingr cause I can take your magical yellow text powers away

You're going to not do your job, by taking away his powers, for doing his job?

...

Only if he starts totally Fkin up all of my posts or something

He didn't.

I'm editing them, cleaning them of language. So what if RAWK's not here?

Least the other shows are decent, unlike this one. I used to like Barney and Teletubbies when I was a wee little tot, but now I think kiddie shows are:

A FREAKING PILE OF ANNOYING BLASPHEMY DOODOO!!!

That's my opinion though...