the epic battle to end all epic battles everer in the histor

the epic battle to end all epic battles everer in the history of forever:
so it was lunch at school. and stuff happened. i forgot what but anyway me and my friend engaged in combat. he charged with the lunch bag of brutality, but i thre the backpack of utter death. it hit him in the face. and um he..........fell. so i kicked him in the head and claimed another victim!rrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!! VII wins! the undefeated champion of the world

Did you get in trouble?

no! yet i do when i walk around.