Why "x" song would suck in Guitar Hero/Rock band

I am putting this here because I'm sick and tired of typing out the same old arguments every time some jackoff suggests a song that would be outright horrible in Rock Band. So this is my new copy-pasta repository of prepared rebuttals.

Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven

Why it would be a bad choice for Guitar Hero:

If you listen to the first six minutes of the song, you might notice something. There's only 10 or 11 seconds of guitar being played over and over for the entire first five and a half minutes. That's almost three fourths of the entire song. Even then, it's pretty slow for the next thirty second, and it goes into a solo when it hits the six-minute mark. A fairly slow and short solo that is less than a minute long. Then it's really easy again until the end. Is this worth six minutes of extreme repetition? No. No, it is not. Get a better song, like The Song Remains the Same, Rock and Roll, Ramble On, Good Times Bad Times, Battle of Evermore, Communication Breakdown, The Ocean, or The Lemon Song.

Why it would suck for Rock Band:

Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? It has no drums for the first four minutes and seventeen seconds, in addition to the guitar having 10 or 11 seconds of guitar played over and over for the entire first five and a half minutes.

Get The Song Remains the Same, Rock and Roll, Ramble On, Good Times Bad Times, Communication Breakdown, The Ocean, or The Lemon Song.

bonus: no bass. hahahahahahaha it cant be in!

Whoever suggests Stairway deserves to die

for bass you could do the flute part.

thatd be rythym

You ass muncher you didnt mention over the hills and far away........

I aught to kick your ass >:O

And no "Rock and roll" mention for rock band? (Pulls out a shotgun)