Blues club antics!

So, in the blues club about 4 miles away from my house, they have these on-stage thingies every night. Normally involving blues, yes.

Last time I was there, I suggested they do the Rock Fujiyama guitarist game. Which is basically like this.

PERSON A NEMS A BAND AND POINTS AT PERSON B
PERSON B KNOWS THE GUITARIST HE SEZ DA GITARIST AND POINTS BAK AT PERSON A
PERSON A PLAYS A SONG BY THAT BAND ON HIS GITAR THEN HE NEMS ANOTHER BAND AND POINTS AT PERSON B AGEN
PERSON B KNOWS THE GUITARIST SO HE POINTS AT PERSON C
PERSON C DOESNT KNOW IT SO HE GETS AN EGG CRACKED ON HIS HEAD THEN HE NEMS A BAND AND POINTS AT PERSON A

And so on and so forth.

So, the manager of the place, Steve, thought it was a good idea. So he agreed to do it today! Hooray!

At 18:00, it begun! I went up there with my grandpa's sonic blue Strat, as did Steve and his Telecaster, Randy, an old guy with a funny beard and this, er, funny shaped LTD axe... oh, and this middle-aged guy, who looked like a mix of Paul Gilbert and Simon Neil... with a Martin Acoustic. Called... Mike. COUGH.

So we started... yay! Some guy in the audience called the first band. And the rest went like this:

Guy: *Mike* Led Zeppelin!
Mike: *Me* Jimmy Page!
Me: *Scramble* *First 3 bars of Stairway To Heaven's solo for popular appeal* Yay! *Randy* Ozzy Osbourne! (yes i went there)
Randy: *Ponder* *Mumble* *Jibberish* *Me* Zakk Wylde!
Me: Stop pointing at me for being the youngest *Plays Hellraiser* *Steve* Jeff Buckley!
Steve: *Randy* Jeff Buckley!
Randy: *Hallelujah* *Me* Faces!
Me: ron wood ye ye ye *Randy*
Randy: *Borstal Boys* *Steve* Howlin' Wolf!
Steve: Howlin' Wolf... *Mike*
Mike: Um... um... *Plays The Lemon Song* *Faces fail* *Egg'd*

And from now on, I'll take it at a simpler approach.

Mike: *Steve* The Doors!
Steve: *Me* Robby Krueger! (Kreigder )
Me: *Roadhouse Blues* *Randy* Children of Bodom!
Randy: Um.. um... Alex Laiho! *Me* ()
Me: omg the only song i know by them isn't in standard tuning!!11!! *Plays In Your Face in the wrong tuning* *Mike* Travis!
Mike: *Egg'd* *Me* Fabulous Thunderbirds!
Me: Jimi Vaughan! *Randy*
Randy: *Song I don't know* *Mike* Tori Amos!
Mike: *Frantic mumbling* *Someone gets an egg* AH! AH! MARK ALADDIN!
Me: ... *Egg'd* *Steve* AMY MACDONALD!!!
Steve: Um... Amy Macdonald... ? *Points at Randy*
Randy: ??? *eggd* *Steve* Ramones!

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