Vain things women do rant

This is a complete compilation of the vain things women do to look good.

1.Breast implants : WTF guys DO NOT like them bigger... and WE CERTAINLY DON'T LIKE EM FAKE!!!! If you want big boobs... GO EAT FOOD AND DRINK MILK!!!!

2.Dying hair blonde : Omg... the idea that blond is hot has RUINED how so many women look... WHO THE HELL TOLD THEM BLOND WAS BETTER? IT ISN'T FOOLS!

3.High heels : WTF ... NOBODY THINKS YOUR SHOES ARE SEXY!!!! GET OVER IT! QUIT HURTING YOUR FEET!

4.Lipstick : Wtf? Who told girls having discolored lips was hot? I REALLY hate bright red and other odd lipsticks......

5.Nail painting : Credit to svartingr on this one ... Having colored nails doesn't make you look better either... if you wanna do that for no reason WHATEVER... but girls shouldnt feel obligated to

6.Massive hair care : I seen some girls who are freaking insane and spend like 2 hours on their hair and spray the crap out of it with hairspray etc... GET OVER IT.... you would look just as good if not better if you just woke up washed it and brushed it fools!

7.Girls who think being dumb is attractive : I hate it when girls act stupid on purpose like "durrr whos the vice president I dont know!" BEING STUPID AINT HOT FOOLS!

8.Perfume : Oh for shits sake.... making yourself smell like a garden exploded on you does not make you more aproachable... if anything it makes you LESS aproachable

9.Excessive makeup : Now... makeup I will say does make girls look better BUT.... NOT WHEN YOU OVERUSE IT AND HAVE CAKEFACE OR CLOWN FACE!!!!

10.Diet and excercise obsessions : I hate it when women think they need to lose weigt when they really don't... I fuckin hate seeing like... a 120 pound woman saying "Omg! I cant eat that ice cream! :(" YES YOU CAN DUMBASS! EAT THE ICE CREAM @_@ ENJOY LIFE!

11.Tanning : NOBODY GIVES A crap IF YOU ARE TAN OR NOT!!!! If I wanted to date a latin chick... TRUST me... I WOULD GO FIND ONE. AND I DON'T REALLY WANT TO.

12.The Whole Shebang of #1-10 : If I ever met a girl who practices ALL #1-11.......

I think alot of women decrease the enjoyment of their own life very drastically by caring TOO MUCH about vain things considering their beauty... they would enjoy life more if they stopped all of the above

Tony : Supreme Overlord wrote:

This is a complete compilation of the vain things women do to look good.

1.Breast implants : WTF guys DO NOT like them bigger... and WE CERTAINLY DON'T LIKE EM FAKE!!!! If you want big boobs... GO EAT FOOD AND DRINK MILK!!!!

2.Dying hair blonde : Omg... the idea that blond is hot has RUINED how so many women look... WHO THE HELL TOLD THEM BLOND WAS BETTER? IT ISN'T FOOLS!

3.High heels : WTF ... NOBODY THINKS YOUR SHOES ARE SEXY!!!! GET OVER IT! QUIT HURTING YOUR FEET!

4.Lipstick : Wtf? Who told girls having discolored lips was hot? I REALLY hate bright red and other odd lipsticks......

5.Nail painting : Credit to svartingr on this one ... Having colored nails doesn't make you look better either... if you wanna do that for no reason WHATEVER... but girls shouldnt feel obligated to

6.Massive hair care : I seen some girls who are freaking insane and spend like 2 hours on their hair and spray the crap out of it with hairspray etc... GET OVER IT.... you would look just as good if not better if you just woke up washed it and brushed it fools!

7.Girls who think being dumb is attractive : I hate it when girls act stupid on purpose like "durrr whos the vice president I dont know!" BEING STUPID AINT HOT FOOLS!

8.Perfume : Oh for shits sake.... making yourself smell like a garden exploded on you does not make you more aproachable... if anything it makes you LESS aproachable

9.Excessive makeup : Now... makeup I will say does make girls look better BUT.... NOT WHEN YOU OVERUSE IT AND HAVE CAKEFACE OR CLOWN FACE!!!!

10.Diet and excercise obsessions : I hate it when women think they need to lose weigt when they really don't... I fuckin hate seeing like... a 120 pound woman saying "Omg! I cant eat that ice cream! :(" YES YOU CAN DUMBASS! EAT THE ICE CREAM @_@ ENJOY LIFE!

11.The Whole Shebang of #1-10 : If I ever met a girl who practices ALL #1-10.......

I think alot of women decrease the enjoyment of their own life very drastically by caring TOO MUCH about vain things considering their beauty... they would enjoy life more if they stopped all of the above

Okay, I normally don't discuss my taste in women, but sigh:

1. They can be too big, you know! (They can also be too small.)
2. Meh. Doesn't bug me unless it's like... neon blond. (Redheads FTW!!!)
3. Don't really care.
4. It's all about NATURAL to me. Light red, pink is fine. Purple or orange WTF!!!
5. Again, certain colors bug me. Red in particular. Or black. Or purple. Or orange. Or blue. Or green. You get the picture.
6. Meh.
7. Sometimes it is!
8. Meh.
9. Meh.
10. Nicole Ritchie = fugly.

Svartingr wrote:

(Redheads FTW!!!)

Nicole Ritchie = fugly.

At life sir.

INDEED.

Tony : Supreme Overlord wrote:

Svartingr wrote:

(Redheads FTW!!!)

Sir.

However, I should add:

Fake redheads: Fail.

Svartingr wrote:

Fake redheads: Fail.

>:O

I don't care if they dyed it red or if its natural red as long as it IS red lol

Dark red of course

Orange hair = /vommit

COBHC wrote:

Svartingr wrote:

Fake redheads: Fail.

>:O

I don't care if they dyed it red or if its natural red as long as it IS red lol

Dark red of course

Orange hair = /vommit

lol, yeah. brown is also pretty sexy.

although i also like blondes >:O

black hair like, only almost 4 me

i hate the the way women say, like, the word, like, like every, like other go-like-da-like-rn word, like, yeah. it gets like really, like, annoying when the ttly use, like, msn lingo all the, like, time. omfg, wtf!!!


see what i mean?? it bugs the f*** out of me.

check my rant on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZ5cVNZZlQ

yes thats really me.

Good god, am i glad i do none of those things! I joke around with Rawk and my friends and say im fat and i need to lose weight, but i know i dont need to. Im such a tomboy i never paint my nails or wear heels and ive only had highlights once. I usually use proper grammer and spelling on the computer unless im in a hurry. Not all girls are like that, men. They get all of the attention because their loud and notciable.

Light brown hair > Light ginger hair > Dark brown hair > Blonde hair > Dark ginger hair > Black hair

I'm talking about natural hair colours, of course. Dye colours are gay.

TRUST me... I WOULD GO FIND ONE.

Um.

Ali wrote:

Good god, am i glad i do none of those things! I joke around with Rawk and my friends and say im fat and i need to lose weight, but i know i dont need to. Im such a tomboy i never paint my nails or wear heels and ive only had highlights once. I usually use proper grammer and spelling on the computer unless im in a hurry. Not all girls are like that, men. They get all of the attention because their loud and notciable.

Is that Rawk?

I think so.