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PostSubject: The truth about the naked brothers band   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:12 pm

They are actually easily one of the most brutal death metal bands on the planet.

They just do that soft stuff act for nickelodeon to pay the bills.

New fact:Their name "The naked brothers band" Stems from their ritual sacrfices on stage , they take 2 audience members that are brothers , force them to get naked and have sex with each other , then they sacrifice them to their evil crap.

In reality, if you go to a NBB concert They open the show by devouring a live kitten , then they make it rain blood on the audience by catapulting live cows with open wounds over the audience , at the end of every show they sacrifice a unicorn.


Also they sacrifice a live goat by throwing it into a spike pit off the edge of the stage between songs

Their real music is actually some of the most insane ... machine gun riff brutal death metal with mad double bass drums and vocals even worse than necrophagist, totally brutal band.

Nat and Alex have both been spotted drinking blood on numerous occasions.


This is the naked brothers bands song "Sacrifice" being covered by nile https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4k2kFQn5WA

Here is a link to one of their songs ontop of a funny ALF video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuduUvfjw_s

The naked brothers band are forbidden from selling their death metal CDs in stores and forbidden from making music videos because of their contract with nickelodeon forbidding it



In a recent interview with the naked brothers band this is what happened:

Q:What are your musical influences?

A:"We're influenced by emotions like evil , and hatred , musically we are influenced by bands like Goatwhore and Nile , at 1st we considered copying Necrophagists style but in the end we decided they were too big of pussies and so we wen't with a more brutal sound than all of them.



Q:Exactly WHO or what are you sacrificing the things to at your shows?

A:"Dumbass , its kind of obvious who a satanic band is sacrificing things to...."


Q:Why do you have a show on nickelodeon if you are really a death metal band?

A:"Duh dude , death metal bands don't make much money... we only have about 10,000 fans in the entire world , so we signed a stupid ass contract with nickelodeon to pay our bills."


Q:Do you live with your parents? you guys are young.

A:"No , they kicked us out of the house for being evil , so now we just use our money from nickelodeon to rent out a 10 bedroom 5 bath 5 car garage 1 dungeon mansion, we put real blood all over the walls and theirs evil shit everywhere in the naked bros band mansion dude... and we dyed our grass crimson, our mansion is all black and has 20 gargoyles along the roof dude, its totally metal."

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE NOW!


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PostSubject: Re: The truth about the naked brothers band   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:42 pm

You've just been sigged good sir.
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about the naked brothers band   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:43 pm

Brandon wrote:
You've just been sigged good sir.

what? lol
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about the naked brothers band   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:44 pm

Or not...where the fuck is my sig. This place is messed.
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about the naked brothers band   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:45 pm

Brandon wrote:
Or not...where the fuck is my sig. This place is messed.
go to your profile and pick the setting where it says

"Always attatch my signature"
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about the naked brothers band   Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:52 pm

Thanks.
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PostSubject: Re: The truth about the naked brothers band   Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:07 pm

It's totally metal. I love that.
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