Attention all members of the forum... not admins

I challenge you all to a cussing contest! We'll have to do it here since that S.O.B. RAWK locked the other one. The rules are the following:

1. You must use any of the following words: shit, fuck, sex, drugs, rape, death or Satan.
   
2. You CANNOT, I repeat CANNOT be censored.
   
3. Please make sure RAWK does not find out.
   
4. The contest ends when someone makes a comment that has less than 3 of the 7 words listed.
   
5. After the contest is over. I will count how many bad words the members used in their comments, the winner will get a totally awesome and rockin' surprise!
   

Let the cussing begin!

To start off!!

I raped yo mamma before you was even born, you fucking bastard!! While today you suck yo daddy's dick while he fucks yo mamma while she fucks M. Shadows from fucking Avenged Sevenfold.

So fucking far, my fucking score is fucking 17 (other point, see below and the rules).

Bring it on, bitch.

okay that was horrible. and satan isnt a cuss word you douche.

@#$% you.

burningfrets wrote:

okay that was horrible. and satan isnt a cuss word you douche.

then why is it censored on the radio? i requested a song on there about satanism and when i said "satan" they bleeped it?